Top 10 Reasons Flying is Better than Sex ~ D. Patrick Caldwell on The Joys of Flight

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Top 10 Reasons Flying is Better than Sex

No Sex in the Lavatory10) You have something to do with your feet
 9) Inoperative equipment is placarded as such
 8) There's no such thing as a flying transmitted disease
 7) You're required to have sufficient solo time before you can fly with anyone else
 6) Nobody complains about the plane being too small
 5) You don't get in trouble if you're caught flying in public
 4) You can fly all month
 3) Pilot ISO
 2) A plane doesn't mind if you want to experiment with other planes
 1) It's legal to rent a plane for a few hours

Have fun. Be safe. Happy Piloting.
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